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I am Jakob Lodwick, founder of Vimeo.

This site is on Tumblr, the blog service for busy people.

I maintain this site for people who are interested in my personal and professional life. It is not intended for a wider audience, though anyone is welcome to read it or write about it.

You can email me at [my first name dot my last name] @gmail. If I don't know you in real life, I would appreciate an attached photo.

Here are some of my friends who have good tumblogs:

Andrea Allen
Andrew Pile
Dalas verdugo
David Karp
Eric Lodwick
Josh Mohrer
Marco Arment
Buy Viagra Online
Patrick Moberg
Reggie Watts
William Cotton

I'm not listing friends with regular blogs, because there is a difference. A tumblog is so easy that the author usually posts little private mental details. Regular blogs are usually too thought-out to give you an intimate connection to the person.

Sep
22nd
Sat
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Hanging out.
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I have graduated from serious faces to funny faces.
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Push Things Forward

We're at a cultural standstill that started sometime in the late 1990s. The web has more potential than any other medium in human history, and here we are chuckling at ten second blurry videos of imbeciles getting smashed on the head with a cantaloupe. Television is the opposite of plumbing: a service that pumps shit into your house. The web is the ultimate timewaster. Nobody is asking for anything better, but in the back of our heads we all know we deserve better than these two systems.

To be specific, today's problem is "user generated content". Not because it is user-generated, but because it's completely disorganized. In old media, you have editors who say, "This is good, people should see it.". Now, we have "Most Viewed" pages. If you remove human intervention from focus group studies and market research, you get "Most Viewed" -- a system where the lowest common denominator of human interests are celebrated automatically; where the aggregated whims of an uncoordinated mob dictate our cultural touchstones; where the mindlessness of strangers is rebranded as "collective intelligence."

It's time to introduce a simple idea to the world: user generated editorial. Allow the people to organize the videos they create. This is so obviously necessary yet no one has done it -- probably because the people who run web video companies are would-be opportunists who do not create videos and therefore don't understand the needs of the creators -- the people who we rely on to make the videos we watch.

Vimeo is the only exception and we release Channels early next week.

Sep
21st
Fri
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Everyone's just happy. I love working here.

(via soxiam)

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you make a good point

  • random SMS person #3: So exactly how many random SMS convos might you have in a single day from people who read your blog?
  • Jakob Lodwick: Normally it's like 4 but past couple days it's been like 16!
  • random SMS person #3: I would imagine that is a fitting punishment for rewarding random weirdos by publishing the things they say. Who doesn't love attention.
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Friday night email catchup on the projector. So fucking pimp.
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OMG, Timbaland!!! "I have sounds upon sounds, there's nothing I don't have. I have every drum machine ever made. I got every choir..."
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My brother, the model.

Busted Tees - Air Guitar Hero

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Turn up your speakers and click on my nipple
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SMS with sis

  • Anna Lodwick: Haha people think you actually look like that picture of you with the balloon and crocs
  • Jakob Lodwick: Those people think a lot of false things!
  • Anna Lodwick: They spend so much negative energy! Haha, they really have such boring lives
  • Jakob Lodwick: Honestly, I feel sad for them sometimes. If they lived like a Lodwick for one day, would they go back?
  • Anna Lodwick: Fuck no we're awesome!!
Sep
20th
Thu
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If you have jealousy, you can resolve it in one of two ways. You can get the thing that you want, or you can tear down the person who has it.  
— Julia Allison
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match made in heaven

  • random SMS person #2: Do u have a myspace?
  • Jakob Lodwick: No, that site disgusts me.
  • random SMS person #2: Okay i had all this spam i wanted 2 unload on u whoa i cant believe u txted me back is this real i feel like im on a party hotline
  • random SMS person #2: Whats ur sign if ur a sag im gonna stop txting now i hate sags
  • Jakob Lodwick: Astrology is like racism.
  • random SMS person #2: Noway thats the geyest thing ive ever read
  • random SMS person #2: Im 25 f s scorpio asl?
  • Jakob Lodwick: It's just another way to discriminiate people in terms they cannot control, and to blame your successes and failures on.
  • Jakob Lodwick: Don't you know who I am?
  • random SMS person #2: Not really i just saw ur blog 2day and i cant believe ur ex didnt put out i thought ur in bed self taken pics were nice u have a sexy mouth i usually think self
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Finally, we are building a good people finder. I love Justin's working title.
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I'm here to help

  • random SMS person: What r ur thoughts on fake boobs?
  • Jakob Lodwick: They are gross and I feel bad for girls who get them. Why do you ask?
  • random SMS person: Wow too funny... Bc I have always been anti but have been pondering the idea... U just solidified my Decision to a no so thank u
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Today, at the gym, I realized that we are all hanging down from the ground. People are tiny magnets strongly attracted by the Earth.

... This would mean: People and people have the same polarity, so they cannot be closely together. But what they do is try again and again.

(Mareen wrote that)